Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

MEET CUTE GUY AT THE PUB, GET ALONG GREAT, EXCHANGE NUMBERS. FIND OUT HE'S GOOD FRIENDS WITH EX-BOYFRIEND.

MEET CUTE GUY AT THE PUB, GET ALONG GREAT, EXCHANGE NUMBERS. FIND OUT HE'S GOOD FRIENDS WITH EX-BOYFRIEND.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Realizes nobody is interested in what I'm talking about Keeps talking

Realizes nobody is interested in what I'm talking about Keeps talking  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

finds out cute girl from class is also a redditor and friends her forgets about all the weird shit he posted under anonymity

finds out cute girl from class is also a redditor and friends her  forgets about all the weird shit he posted under anonymity  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl asks me out to prom How the fuck do I dance?

Hot girl asks me out to prom How the fuck do I dance?  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

flies jet from maine to houston, makes PERFECT landing falls off steps of airplane directly onto face

flies jet from maine to houston, makes PERFECT landing falls off steps of airplane directly onto face  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets his first blowjob "Aww, so cute"

Gets his first blowjob

Hate seeing spelling mistakes on Reddit Too chicken to really call anyone on it

Hate seeing spelling mistakes on Reddit Too chicken to really call anyone on it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute female cashier asks "how are you today?" "Plastic"

Cute female cashier asks

cute girl smiles at you assume she's smiling at someone behind you and ignore her

cute girl smiles at you assume she's smiling at someone behind you and ignore her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

generously gives a cup of water to the cute girl next in line apologizes

generously gives a cup of water to the cute girl next in line apologizes  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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