Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Checks out the hot girl whilst she looks outside Turns out she has two lazy eyes and saw me the whole time

Checks out the hot girl whilst she looks outside Turns out she has two lazy eyes and saw me the whole time  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I love that cologne you're wearing i didn't spray any cologne

I love that cologne you're wearing i didn't spray any cologne  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girlfriend buys him tickets to concert Nickelback Concert

Girlfriend buys him tickets to concert Nickelback Concert  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally got a blog post on reddit Wasnt posted by me and they all hate me

Finally got a blog post on reddit Wasnt posted by me and they all hate me  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Spends night at cute girls's home and makes out No sex after she calls her ONS to say it's over

Spends night at cute girls's home and makes out No sex after she calls her ONS to say it's over  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Wanted to show hot girl cool picture Accidentally directed her to deviantclip

Wanted to show hot girl cool picture Accidentally directed her to deviantclip  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets Hit on by hot girl falls asleep standing while shes talking to him

Gets Hit on by hot girl falls asleep standing while shes talking to him  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

She says "It's my birthday next weekend" "I know"

She says

Gets girlfriend Later finds out she's been a lesbian the whole time

Gets girlfriend Later finds out she's been a lesbian the whole time  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gives a girl an extremely large shirt forgets to tell her it's a gag gift

Gives a girl an extremely large shirt forgets to tell her it's a gag gift  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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