Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets drunk to have the courage to message people in an online game

Gets drunk to have the courage to message people in an online game
  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

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ASFGLNVMCAHFDS POQZQIEPSJDGH  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Tries to impress girl ends up thinking I'm a pretentious asshole

Tries to impress girl ends up thinking I'm a pretentious asshole  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Phone rings for the first time in a week credit card declined by delivery restaurant

Phone rings for the first time in a week credit card declined by delivery restaurant  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Asks cute single girl at wedding to dance when no one else is dancing Is even more awkward than empty dance floor

Asks cute single girl at wedding to dance when no one else is dancing Is even more awkward than empty dance floor  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl wants to facetime with you "Sorry, that was for somebody else"

Girl wants to facetime with you

finally hooks up with summer crush the day before he leaves for school finds out she felt the same all summer

finally hooks up with summer crush the day before he leaves for school finds out she felt the same all summer  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Name is remembered by a hot girl Doesn't even know her

Name is remembered by a hot girl Doesn't even know her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Something good happens Ends badly

Something good happens Ends badly  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets awesome deal on new shorts Constantly worries that they are of inferior quality

Gets awesome deal on new shorts Constantly worries that they are of inferior quality  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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