Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

getting drunk with friends trying to come up with reddit post to make front page

getting drunk with friends trying to come up with reddit post to make front page  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Follows street-litterer and hand him his trash back Spends rest of the day with fast heart pounding

Follows street-litterer and hand him his trash back Spends rest of the day with fast heart pounding  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

girls asks to "see your house" Gives her a tour

girls asks to

Amazing at giving back rubs No confidence in talking to women.

Amazing at giving back rubs No confidence in talking to women.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

uses the socially awesome awkward penguin meme when using one or the other would suffice just fine

uses the socially awesome awkward penguin meme when using one or the other would suffice just fine  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Tells girl that her hair looks good after she dyed it She didn't and says "nice try though"

Tells girl that her hair looks good after she dyed it She didn't and says

hears someone call my name automatically assumes that they're referring to someone else with the same name

hears someone call my name automatically assumes that they're referring to someone else with the same name   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

posted something funny enough to be stolen and re-posted pathetic enough to be bothered by it

posted something funny enough to be stolen and re-posted pathetic enough to be bothered by it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Meets the amazing, beautiful, sexy girl of his dreams Gets too nervous to maintain an erection during sex

Meets the amazing, beautiful, sexy girl of his dreams Gets too nervous to maintain an erection during sex  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

asks girl for her phone number on last day of class gets the digits wrong

asks girl for her phone number on last day of class gets the digits wrong  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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