Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Offers chips By saying its too oily and tasteless for self consumption

Offers chips By saying its too oily and tasteless for self consumption  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Puts 'boobs' in title on twitch banned from twitch

Puts 'boobs' in title on twitch banned from twitch  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

cute boy from chem lab starts talking to me outside of class fails to recognize him without his goggles on

cute boy from chem lab starts talking to me outside of class fails to recognize him without his goggles on  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl at bar gives me her phone number "can you give this to your friend?"

Cute girl at bar gives me her phone number

Girl really likes the flowers I sent her Anonymously

Girl really likes the flowers I sent her Anonymously  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Made it to the front page of reddit on /funny/new

Made it to the front page of reddit on /funny/new  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Wakes up with a cute girl on top: sub-letter in top bunk

Wakes up with a cute girl on top: sub-letter in top bunk  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Begins to tell an awesome story and has everyone's attention Stops mid-sentence to explain unnecessary back story details

Begins to tell an awesome story and has everyone's attention Stops mid-sentence to explain unnecessary back story details  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Didn't get any downvotes Didn't get any upvotes either

Didn't get any downvotes Didn't get any upvotes either  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

awesome idea for a post can't think of a clever title; doesn't post

awesome idea for a post can't think of a clever title; doesn't post  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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