Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

found money in the ground person approachs says its theirs

found money in the ground person approachs says its theirs   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl I kind of like asks if I'm lonely and wants to eat with me "Nah it's OK I've got my phone and Reddit"

Girl I kind of like asks if I'm lonely and wants to eat with me

Goes to Grad Party Puts trash in Kan-Jam

Goes to Grad Party Puts trash in Kan-Jam  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl tells everyone you slept with her, scumbag fat girl

Girl tells everyone you slept with her, scumbag fat girl  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Tells awesome story to someone who was there when it happened

Tells awesome story to someone who was there when it happened  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has sex dream with girl of his dreams Gets rejected

Has sex dream with girl of his dreams Gets rejected  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

THOUGHT MY DICK WAS TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I PUT IT ON BACKWARDS

THOUGHT MY DICK WAS TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I PUT IT ON BACKWARDS  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets a girl to spend the night at house sleep in different beds

Gets a girl to spend the night at house sleep in different beds  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finds invite code for ingress Activation code validation failed

Finds invite code for ingress Activation code validation failed  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

decides to quit being bah humbug guy. joins /r/secretsanta. matched to a /r/gonewild throw account.

decides to quit being bah humbug guy.  joins /r/secretsanta.   matched to a /r/gonewild throw account.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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