Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

First college party! Pukes on self.

First college party! Pukes on self.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Speaks 6 different languages almost fluently Never talks to anyone

Speaks 6 different languages almost fluently Never talks to anyone  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Oh, this girl is beautiful and seems great! "Christianity and very serious about it"

Oh, this girl is beautiful and seems great!

Guy you like asks you out Runs away

Guy you like asks you out Runs away  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

get called doll chucky

get called doll chucky  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

girl notices a bulge "oh that's just my jeans"

girl notices a bulge

Crush figures out you have a crush on her Never go out

Crush figures out you have a crush on her Never go out  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Drover girlfriend crazy by biting her nipples. Accidentally gave her an infected cyst.

Drover girlfriend crazy by biting her nipples. Accidentally gave her an infected cyst.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hottest girl at the bar buys me a beer and gets my number Later She texts me "Sorry for leading you on, I'm a lesbian"

Hottest girl at the bar buys me a beer and gets my number Later She texts me

Girl blindfold & ties me up for fun sex, feeds me Bonbons seductively Lactose intolerant

Girl blindfold & ties me up for fun sex, feeds me Bonbons seductively Lactose intolerant  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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