Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl i like tells me a story involving her thong Me: "Oh yeah, that one

Girl i like tells me a story involving her thong Me:

gets the chance to perform a 10 minute stand up gig for the first time freezes up and almost faints on stage

gets the chance to perform a 10 minute stand up gig for the first time freezes up and almost
 faints on stage  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Call my mom for mother's day She doesn't call me back

Call my mom for mother's day She doesn't call me back  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Healthy social life and funny with friends in real life No friends and not funny at all on the internet

Healthy social life and funny with friends in real life No friends and not funny at all on the internet  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

wife rubs against me and gives me bedroom eyes first thing that comes to mind "got an itch!?"

wife rubs against me and gives me bedroom eyes first thing that comes to mind

goes out with friends drunk dials mom

goes out with friends drunk dials mom  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets a girl's number doesn't save it by mistake

Gets a girl's number doesn't save it by mistake  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl asks for number give her ex-girfriends

Girl asks for number give her ex-girfriends  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets in shape and asked out by hottest girl in class lives in parents house

gets in shape and asked out by hottest girl in class lives in parents house  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot friend plays with your foot under a table Thought it was the table leg

Hot friend plays with your foot under a table Thought it was the table leg  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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