Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Offers guy standing close by that he can skip me in line at check out counter he is holding a heavy crate of coke bottles because he works for Coca Cola and is loading the refrigerator

Offers guy standing close by that he can skip me in line at check out counter he is holding a heavy crate of coke bottles because he works for Coca Cola and is loading the refrigerator  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Liberals say, "pro choice" because we want equal rights Liberals say, "mandatory health care" because some people can't afford it

Liberals say,

hot roomate wants to fuck me what do i do now, reddit?

hot roomate wants to fuck me what do i do now, reddit?  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Favorite Star Trek: TNG character does AMA Can't think of a question worth his time

Favorite Star Trek: TNG character does AMA Can't think of a question worth his time  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Fuck it, not going to shave before work today Pretty girl comes in, starts stroking beard self consciously

Fuck it,  not going to shave before work today Pretty girl comes in,  starts stroking beard self
consciously  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Trys a new food for first the time everybody stares to see any facial expressions

Trys a new food for first the time everybody stares to see any facial expressions  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

decides to try no fap september girlfriend breaks up with me

decides to try no fap september girlfriend breaks up with me  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cooks Lasagna dinner for girlfriend's family They are lactose intolerant

Cooks Lasagna dinner for girlfriend's family They are lactose intolerant   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

The Dean comes over and asks how classes are replies "The pizza is delicious"

The Dean comes over and asks how classes are replies

tell a great joke in class get overconfident and follow up with 10 shitty jokes

tell a great joke in class get overconfident and follow up with 10 shitty jokes  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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