Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

You're forearms are so big Yeah I haven't had sex for awhile

You're forearms are so big Yeah I haven't had sex for awhile  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

able to create extremely clever captions unable to employ wit in real life situations

able to create extremely clever captions unable to employ wit in real life situations  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

she pulls out my dick "aww it's a baby!"

she pulls out my dick

Have friendly conversation with cashier Can't go back to that store

Have friendly conversation with cashier Can't go back to that store  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Ask a girl out on a date and can only afford Taco Bell You pick her up she wears a $500 dress

Ask a girl out on a date and can only afford Taco Bell You pick her up she wears a $500 dress  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Have sex with girlfriend Fart and get the giggles during

Have sex with girlfriend Fart and get the giggles during  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets Birthday Text from cute girl a day early Triple checks facebook to make sure date is right

Gets Birthday Text from cute girl a day early Triple checks facebook to make sure date is right   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Wakes up an hour earlier to get to work early spends that hour on reddit

Wakes up an hour earlier to get to work early spends that hour on reddit  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Builds up 3000 worth of karma over 6 months on reddit someone else's top post on front page has 3340 upvotes

Builds up 3000 worth of karma over 6 months on reddit someone else's top post on front page has 3340 upvotes  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Breaks up with girlfriend to fuck more bitches sits at home and reddits while she gets pounded by dudes

Breaks up with girlfriend to fuck more bitches sits at home and reddits while she gets pounded by dudes  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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