Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

makes front page of reddit won't tell anyone because they'll know my username

makes front page of reddit won't tell anyone because they'll know my username  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Knows great advice not social enough to have anyone to give it to

Knows great advice not social enough to have anyone to give it to  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Looking at most popular memes of all time on quickmeme Accidently selects 1024'th page

Looking at most popular memes of all time on quickmeme Accidently selects 1024'th page  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Reads The Giving Tree without crying 10 min. into the movie Up: SOBFEST

Reads The Giving Tree without crying 10 min. into the movie Up: SOBFEST  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Runner-up for Heisman Trophy Can't get a real Girlfriend

Runner-up for Heisman Trophy Can't get a real Girlfriend  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally bang middle school crush she never calls back for seconds

Finally bang middle school crush she never calls back for seconds  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hooks up with older woman Calls her a cougar himself

Hooks up with older woman Calls her a cougar himself  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Walk into public bathroom to take a dump Someone already crapping. Blow nose and walk out, farting all the way.

Walk into public bathroom to take a dump Someone already crapping. Blow nose and walk out, farting all the way.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Successfully hits on guy in front of male friend to make it clear that we are just friends Drinks too much from having fun and ends up kissing friend at the end of the night

Successfully hits on guy in front of male friend to make it clear that we are just friends Drinks too much from having fun and ends up kissing friend at the end of the night  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally got a kiss from my dream girl wakes up

Finally got a kiss from my dream girl wakes up  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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