Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"I have a 10 incher" gets offended when women express preference for large penises

There's been a giant influx of penguins on Adviceanimals Right after my penguin subreddit starts

There's been a giant influx of penguins on Adviceanimals Right after my penguin subreddit starts  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl from Netflix Support calls me awesome My day peaked

Girl from Netflix Support calls me awesome My day peaked  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Helps cute girl bandage a cut Asks if she has aids, so we can sterilize the knife.

Helps cute girl bandage a cut Asks if she has aids, so we can sterilize the knife.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has a big dick Only girlfriend knows

Has a big dick Only girlfriend knows  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

impresses girl by telling her she's beautiful in german tells her it meant "you have a nice shirt"

impresses girl by telling her she's beautiful in german tells her it meant

Unread messages on reddit just act like you haven't seen it

Unread messages on reddit just act like you haven't seen it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Lost 20 lbs Girls are still disgusted by him

Lost 20 lbs Girls are still disgusted by him  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets movie date with a girl in the afternoon Gets stood up.

Gets movie date with a girl in the afternoon Gets stood up.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

opening song ends claps

opening song ends claps  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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