Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Before I discovered the internet now

Before I discovered the internet now  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Thought my dick was small Wife's hand is bigger then mine.

Thought my dick was small Wife's hand is bigger then mine.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Start sexing on toilet in girl's apartment Tank breaks, shooting water everywhere. Spend rest of night mopping nasty toilet water with blue balls.

Start sexing on toilet in girl's apartment Tank breaks, shooting water everywhere.  Spend rest of night mopping nasty toilet water with blue balls.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

1st year of marriage: wifes pussy kept me awake all night 2nd year of marriage: wifes cat kept me awake all night

1st year of marriage:
wifes pussy kept me awake all night 2nd year of marriage:
wifes cat kept me awake all night  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

2 year old son waves and talks to strangers panic attack

2 year old son waves and talks to strangers  panic attack  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girlfriend says she'll give me a ride back from the movie theater breaks up with me after the movie is over and proceeds to drive me home

Girlfriend says she'll give me a ride back from the movie theater breaks up with me after the movie is over and proceeds to drive me home  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Got email from job website for another restaurant job

Got email from job website for another restaurant job   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

You smell really nice, is that cologne? It's definitely not me, I think cologne smell gross.

You smell really nice, is that cologne?  It's definitely not me, I think cologne smell gross.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Getting BJ, girl comments on large size. Gone soft before finished

Getting BJ, girl comments on large size. Gone soft before finished  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Met girl from internet who is hotter than pictures Too awkward to tell her, create meme instead and hope she sees it

Met girl from internet who is hotter than pictures Too awkward to tell her, create meme instead and hope she sees it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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