Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

About to have intercourse Tells girl "Just taking a moment to think about the complexity of this act we are performing"

About to have intercourse Tells girl

USES LOCKER NUMBER 69 AT WORK FORGETS COMBO AND HAS TO ASK NEW FEMALE BOSS TO OPEN IT

USES LOCKER NUMBER 69 AT WORK FORGETS COMBO AND HAS TO ASK NEW FEMALE BOSS TO OPEN IT  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sees someone with a reddit shirt on Says nothing

Sees someone with a reddit shirt on Says nothing   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl smiles at me when we make eye contact; Gee, the carpet in here is really nice.

Cute girl smiles at me when we make eye contact; Gee, the carpet in here is really nice.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Breaks 100 comment karma with a warning for a mutilation pic

Breaks 100 comment karma with a warning for a mutilation pic  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

ne znam igrat kosarku postanem kosarkaski sudac

ne znam igrat kosarku postanem kosarkaski sudac  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets number from hot girl in class i've been flirting with for weeks sends awkward text likes she's the first girl i've ever talked to

Gets number from hot girl in class i've been flirting with for weeks sends awkward text likes she's the first girl i've ever talked to  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I was walking down the street When out the corner of my eye I saw a pretty little thing approaching me She said "I've never seen a man Who looks so all alone Could you use a little company? If you pay the right price Your evening will be nice

I was walking down the street 
When out the corner of my eye 
I saw a pretty little thing approaching me 
She said

drove four single girls to a concert five single people came back

drove four single girls to a concert five single people came back  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"I was thinking about running a marathon this summer" out of breath after five minutes of running on treadmill

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