Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

GIRL: Hey, you have any plans for tonight? Reply: Well, I was going to stay home and masturbate. but really I'm flexible.

GIRL: Hey, you have any plans for tonight? Reply: Well, I was going to
stay home and masturbate.
but really I'm flexible.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Over 11k Link karma in One Year Over 11k Link karma in One Year

Over 11k Link karma in One Year Over 11k Link karma in One Year  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute Gril Smiles at me Immediately break eye contact and skulk away

Cute Gril Smiles at me Immediately break eye contact and skulk away  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Runs into lady with dog, and tries the 101 Dalmations Scene The lady is a fat man walking his Chihuahua.

Runs into lady with dog, and tries the 101 Dalmations Scene The lady is a fat man walking his Chihuahua.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Wants to quit reddit Wants to tell reddit

Wants to quit reddit Wants to tell reddit  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Goes on date with girl Talks about safe on reddit

Goes on date with girl Talks about safe on reddit  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Invites friends to a party on 420 None of my friends remember 420 is my birthday.

Invites friends to a party on 420 None of my friends remember 420 is my birthday.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot chick says "you are really good at public speaking" after giving a presentation "yeah... well... um... ok"

Hot chick says

Goes to bed with two drunk girls doesn't make a move

Goes to bed with two drunk girls doesn't make a move  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hears beautiful that says "You are very cute, why won't you date me? Turns out, it was an Ugly Girl

Hears beautiful that says
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