Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally gets into the karma thing Now into the karma thing

Finally gets into the karma thing Now into the karma thing  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Lets one rip because it feels like a silent one loudest,most gruesome,earsplitting fart ever heard by human ears

Lets one rip because it feels like a silent one loudest,most gruesome,earsplitting fart ever heard by human ears  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"You run triathlons? Me too! We should train together sometime" "No thanks, I like training alone"

Stripper: Hey cutie, you want a dance? Friend: No thank you I'm driving

Stripper: Hey cutie, you want a dance? Friend: No thank you I'm driving  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

About to have sex with the girl of my dreams Can't get it up

About to have sex with the girl of my dreams Can't get it up  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

takes stand by refusing to eat what wasn't ordered eats spit instead

takes stand by refusing to eat what wasn't ordered eats spit instead  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Talked to a cute girl at the bus stop Didn't ask her what her name was

Talked to a cute girl at the bus stop Didn't ask her what her name was  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

good comment karma bad link karma

good comment karma bad link karma  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

cops a feel on the second date.. grabs balls

cops a feel on the second date.. grabs balls  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Got 2 girls phone numbers in the same day for a school project

Got 2 girls phone numbers in the same day for a school project  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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