Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally meet a girl who is smart, hot and into me Obsessed with 9gag

Finally meet a girl who is smart, hot and into me Obsessed with 9gag  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Everyone knows me at the party can't remember anyone's name

Everyone knows me at the party can't remember anyone's name  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Phone vibrates To tell you that it is low on battery

Phone vibrates To tell you that it is low on battery  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

goes for a poo at work in the supermarket across the street

goes for a poo at work in the supermarket across the street  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Got a valentines day card From my grandparents

Got a valentines day card From my grandparents  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Starts a relationship with an 18 year old Immediately expects sex

Starts a relationship with an 18 year old Immediately expects sex  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

complements coworker on her new dress gets arrested for sexual assault

complements coworker on her new dress gets arrested for sexual assault  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute Neighbor asked if I knew anything about cars before having me help jump her car, kept insisting we go inside to "read the manual" "we don't need it, it'll be fine"

Cute Neighbor asked if I knew anything about cars before having me help jump her car, kept insisting we go inside to

Something to celebrate on valentine's day imaginary internet points from strangers

Something to celebrate on valentine's day imaginary internet points from strangers  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Wears sharingan contact lenses to work "Oh my gosh, you have Twilight eyes!"

Wears sharingan contact lenses to work
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