Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Pees without dripping on toilet seat Cleans up piss from the bro before so the next person doesn't think it was me

Pees without dripping on toilet seat Cleans up piss from the bro before so the next person doesn't think it was me  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has over 2000 karma On my throwaway

Has over 2000 karma On my throwaway  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has a great time with someone on a date turns out to be a friend's ex boyfriend

Has a great time with someone on a date turns out to be a friend's ex boyfriend  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hitting it off with a girl, she steals my phone and asks for my kik name "Sorry_I_Raped_You"

Hitting it off with a girl, she steals my phone and asks for my kik name

Finally gets the courage to kiss a girl Misses and kisses bottom of her chin

Finally gets the courage to kiss a girl  Misses and kisses bottom of her chin  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Can reach hand into pringles can to grab last chip No one to show it to.

Can reach hand into pringles can to grab last chip No one to show it to.   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Classes were cancelled due to weather Didn't get to talk to hot girl I'm crushing on

Classes were cancelled due to weather Didn't get to talk to hot girl I'm crushing on  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girlfriend thinks it would be funny to yell 'feisty one you are' during sex come immediately

Girlfriend thinks it would be funny to yell 'feisty one you are' during sex come immediately  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Caught lost puppy running on interstate Owner pissed he had to leave work to pick him up

Caught lost puppy running on interstate Owner pissed he had to leave work to pick him up  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Flirting with 5 girls on da facebook all of them are 3 years younger and still in junior high school

Flirting with 5 girls on da facebook all of them are 3 years younger and still in junior high school  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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