Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Got my first message from a girl on a dating site saying I'm cute M2F transvestite

Got my first message from a girl on a dating site saying I'm cute M2F transvestite  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Super angry about police using drones doesnt care about police helicoptors doing the exact same thing

Super angry about police using drones doesnt care about police helicoptors doing the exact same thing  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

phone vibrates in pocket and think it's a text phone is just dying because i spent too much time on reddit

phone vibrates in pocket and think it's a text phone is just dying because i spent too much time on reddit  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

crush add as a friend on facebook doesn't have the balls to talk to her

crush add as a friend on facebook doesn't have the balls to talk to her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl at the bakery wants the 'D' She doesn't know we're cousins

Cute girl at the bakery wants the 'D'  She doesn't know we're cousins  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Is moderately attractive can't talk to women

Is moderately attractive can't talk to women   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

got head from gf kissed her on the lips when she finishes

got head from gf kissed her on the lips when she finishes  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Tells boss I can do something completely fucks everything up

Tells boss I can do something completely fucks everything up  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

throws a boomerang to impress girl hits her in back of head

throws a boomerang to impress girl hits her in back of head  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets sophisticated new clothes and haircut for first day at new job Cuts self shaving in the morning and mangles face

Gets sophisticated new clothes and haircut for first day at new job Cuts self shaving in the morning and mangles face  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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