Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Yes! I love it when the toilet seats warm! Mom just left the bathroom.

Yes! I love it when the toilet seats warm! Mom just left the bathroom.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

finally gets to do anal with brother

finally gets to do anal with brother  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

me and cute girl keep checking each other out for a few miles of traffic adrenaline rush

me and cute girl keep checking each other out for a few miles of traffic adrenaline rush  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Got dating advice from the lonely island actually brought a girl flour

Got dating advice from the lonely island actually brought a girl flour  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally gets a girlfriend She tells me to stop texting her so she can focus on Call of duty

Finally gets a girlfriend She tells me to stop texting her so she can focus on Call of duty  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Two surprise tickets to baseball game Have no friends

Two surprise tickets to baseball game Have no friends  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets invited by girl for leftovers at 3am passes out minute before text arrives

Gets invited by girl for leftovers at 3am passes out minute before text arrives  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

opens facebook and sees 12 notifications 12 game invites from grandma

opens facebook and sees 12 notifications 12 game invites from grandma  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Tries to compliment female colleague "There are fatter girls than you"

Tries to compliment female colleague

brings girl home after school for sex left retainer on pillow

brings girl home after school for sex left retainer on pillow  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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