Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

lets me know i dropped something Was littering

lets me know i dropped something Was littering                 Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Wait don't tell me It's something weird right?

Wait don't tell me It's something weird right?  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Get girl to give me her number As I get my phone out I accidentally spill her drink all over her expensive top

Get girl to give me her number As I get my phone out I accidentally spill her drink all over her expensive top  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

drunk and getting a blow job farts on her chin

drunk and getting a blow job  farts on her chin  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl I've liked for years finally decides she wants to date realize shes actually kind of annoying

Girl I've liked for years finally decides she wants to date realize shes actually kind of annoying   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Had flowers delivered to my wife at her new job since we got married. Used her maiden name

Had flowers delivered to my wife at her new job since we got married.  Used her maiden name  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

HAS A DATE HAS A DATE

HAS A DATE HAS A DATE  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl rubbed her tits on me she is a lesbian

Girl rubbed her tits on me she is a lesbian  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

braved the snow to go to work just to make a shipmeent when i could have stayed home fedex shuts down

braved the snow to go to work just to make a shipmeent when i could have stayed home fedex shuts down  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

has great conversations with a girl on a few occasions. I tell her, "I've got to go but we should meet up soon and talk some more." Tells me to have a great day.

has great conversations with a girl on a few occasions.  I tell her,
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