Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Unflinchingly makes uninterrupted eye contact for 30 seconds With my reflection

Unflinchingly makes uninterrupted eye contact for 30 seconds With my reflection  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

CUTE GIRL LIKES MY NEW COLOGNE SAYS I SMELL LIKE HER DAD

CUTE GIRL LIKES MY NEW COLOGNE SAYS I SMELL LIKE HER DAD  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Spends the night with crush for the first time bolts from car without a kiss when she drops him off in the morning

Spends the night with crush for the first time bolts from car without a kiss when she drops him off in the morning  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Waves at pretty girl i know she looks away right at that moment and doesn't see me

Waves at pretty girl i know she looks away right at that moment and doesn't see me  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Tells awesome story Stranger says "get outta here!" leaves

Tells awesome story                        Stranger says

totally getting a threesome with crush and girl we both want

totally getting a threesome with crush and girl we both want  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets two messages within the first 30 minutes of having a profile. Deletes profile because doesn't know what to say.

Gets two messages within the first 30 minutes of having a profile. Deletes profile because doesn't know what to say.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl leans in for a kiss hugs her instead

Girl leans in for a kiss hugs her instead   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Speaks Spanish to a hispanic looking stranger English speaking native american

Speaks Spanish to a hispanic looking stranger English speaking native american  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Fix car for hot girl who calls you the next day When her car breaks down again

Fix car for hot girl who calls you the next day When her car breaks down again  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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