Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

SEES FRIEND AT THE MALL I BETTER HIDE, SO HE DOESN'T SEE ME

SEES FRIEND AT THE MALL I BETTER HIDE, SO HE DOESN'T SEE ME  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

About to get blowjob toilet paper stuck in ass

About to get blowjob toilet paper stuck in ass  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

begged by a hot girl to go to a party with no sexual intention at all

begged by a hot girl to go to a party with no sexual intention at all  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Knows how to own like-whores on FB, thanks to reddit Too socially akward to ever do it

Knows how to own like-whores on FB, thanks to reddit Too socially akward to ever do it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Starts having amazing sex with hot girl from bar. Calls husband to come join in.

Starts having amazing sex with hot girl from bar.  Calls husband to come join in.   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets invited to sleep over at girls house Pisses bed

Gets invited to sleep over at girls house Pisses bed  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

goes to favorite band's concert sits down and texts the whole time

goes to favorite band's concert sits down and texts the whole time  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes loads of friends drunk and confident at a party Loses them in the morning sober and timid

Makes loads of friends drunk and confident at a party Loses them in the morning sober and timid  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has elaborate socio-political revelations nearly every day due to over analyzation of every situation deemed socially retarded because their anxiety inhibits them from telling anyone

Has elaborate socio-political revelations nearly every day due to over analyzation of every situation deemed socially retarded because their anxiety inhibits them from telling anyone  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

waved on the other car at a four way stop directed them into a head on collision

waved on the other car at a four way stop directed them into a head on collision  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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