Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Anniversary sex :) Anniversary dinner farts...

Anniversary sex :) Anniversary dinner farts...  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

sure i'd like the receipt fuck it i don't need it see inside for receipt

sure i'd like the receipt fuck it i don't need it see inside for receipt  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Thinks of something clever Horibly mispels it

Thinks of something clever  Horibly mispels it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Fits in awesome movie quote into conversation Nobody has seen the movie and they all stare at you

Fits in awesome movie quote into conversation Nobody has seen the movie and they all stare at you  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I am way to drunk one more beer will make it better

I am way to drunk one more beer will make it better  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

approached by the most beautiful girl i've seen on campus "Are you wearing your sweater inside out on purpose?"

approached by the most beautiful girl i've seen on campus

Look at a cute dog being walked by a little kid His parents think you're a pedophile

Look at a cute dog being walked by a little kid His parents think you're a pedophile  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl on me says I make her wet "Me too"

Girl on me says I make her wet

Been on reddit over 24 hours straight Been on reddit over 24 hours straight

Been on reddit over 24 hours straight Been on reddit over 24 hours straight  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

asks t.a. out on a date and she says yes up all night thinking about it

asks t.a. out on a date and she says yes up all night thinking about it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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