Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

fat Midwestern american male wants to become a stripper

fat Midwestern american male wants to become a stripper  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Driving Home. Gimme a sec. Autocorrect: "Give me a sex."

Driving Home. Gimme a sec. Autocorrect:

goes to fancy restoront with sexy girl did't get laid

goes to fancy restoront with sexy girl did't get laid  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

makes a post and gets thousands of karma wakes up

makes a post and gets thousands of karma wakes up  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes it to Front page all the time now Constantly cut in half

Makes it to Front page all the time now Constantly cut in half   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Player offers a golden opportunity Doesn't make a hard move

Player offers a golden opportunity  Doesn't make a hard move  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Reply finally, I've been waiting Friend stole her phone

Reply finally, I've been waiting Friend stole her phone  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girlfriend has blowjob fedish She wants the blowjob

Girlfriend has blowjob fedish She wants the blowjob  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets date Sees action movie so he can fart as much as he wants and avoid talking to her

Gets date Sees action movie so he can fart as much as he wants and avoid talking to her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Texting mom Wait 2 minutes before answering to seem like you have a life

Texting mom Wait 2 minutes before answering to seem like you have a life  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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