Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

sets status to "Pizza in oven" to keep track of how long it's been in congratulations pour in on pregnancy

sets status to

Got 150 comment Karma on reddit! Got 150 comment Karma on reddit...

Got 150 comment Karma on reddit! Got 150 comment Karma on reddit...  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

dances with gorgeous older girl at club says bye without getting her name or number

dances with gorgeous older girl at club says bye without getting her name or number  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Wave to girl you like , she waves back she walks over to the person behind you

Wave to girl you like , she waves back she walks over to the person behind you   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Convinces cops we're not a bunch of potheads With an award-winning fake-cry

Convinces cops we're not a bunch of potheads With an award-winning fake-cry   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Asks guy out due to lack of flirting skills

Asks guy out due to lack of flirting skills  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Bangs his crush into a wall

Bangs his crush into a wall  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Airport employee in uniform tells me "Nice shirt" Thanks, you too

Airport employee in uniform tells me

gets invited to sweet sixteen party starts singing "how old are you now"

gets invited to sweet sixteen party starts singing

Catch a fly out of the air like a ninja Get fly guts all over my hand like an idiot

Catch a fly out of the air like a ninja Get fly guts all over my hand like an idiot  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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