Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Goes to a good friends house doesn't know to knock or just walk in

Goes to a good friends house doesn't know to knock or just walk in  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

remembers every name and face that i'm told nobody remembers mine when i see them again

remembers every name and face that i'm told nobody remembers mine when i see them again  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"you're quite attractive, I'd have sex with you" "If you were more confident"

Hot colleague: "Wow you packed those away quickly!" I'm always quick

Hot colleague:

Hot crush wants you to visit her at work gets her fired

Hot crush wants you to visit her at work gets her fired  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl I know waves at me Wave back to only find out her friend is behind me

Cute girl I know waves at me Wave back to only find out her friend is behind me  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

meets a redditor friend competes for karma

meets a redditor friend competes for karma  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally lost virginity Told girlfriend that post-coital pee felt better

Finally lost virginity Told girlfriend that post-coital pee felt better  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Puts hundred dollar bill in kissing booth jar zero kisses

Puts hundred dollar bill in kissing booth jar zero kisses  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Library time English class

Library time English class  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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