Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

caught wife masturbating in the bath and ask if she wants help says no and threw the soap at me

caught wife masturbating in the bath  and ask if she wants help says no and threw the soap at me  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gave girlfriend my gaming laptop as a gift forgot to clean the windows explorer registry

gave girlfriend my gaming laptop as a gift forgot to clean the windows explorer registry  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Noticed a cute waitress was watching me wash the dishes Tried to move faster and dropped the whole bus tub

Noticed a cute waitress was watching me wash the dishes Tried to move faster and dropped the whole bus tub  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Orders 1 mcgangbang Sorry sir would you please exit the drivethru

Orders 1 mcgangbang Sorry sir would you please exit the drivethru  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Smacking GF's ass while she's on top Accidentally slaps self in balls

Smacking GF's ass while she's on top Accidentally slaps self in balls  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Nials on site client meeting Fly was down the whole time.

Nials on site client meeting Fly was down the whole time.    Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Spends entire party with group of girls All are girlfriends of roomates

Spends entire party with group of girls All are girlfriends of roomates  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Tells wife jokes to keep her calm during surgery get told to stop by surgeon because her organs move each time she laughs

Tells wife jokes to keep her calm during surgery get told to stop by surgeon because her organs move each time she laughs  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

posts a really awesome, original askreddit topic two minutes after someone else posts it

posts a really awesome, original askreddit topic two minutes after someone else posts it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl invites you to her 21st birthday party "sorry i don't go to bars"

Hot girl invites you to her 21st birthday party
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