Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

eye contact and smile at cute chick on way to bathroom eye contact again walking out 20 minutes later

eye contact and smile at cute chick on way to bathroom eye contact again walking out 20 minutes later  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

successful comment on reddit with karma and shit series of embarrassing posts on facebook

successful comment on reddit with karma and shit series of embarrassing posts on facebook  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"Nice Dick" Sent Picture of face

Invited a Girl Over for drinks Fell Asleep on top of her during the movie

Invited a Girl Over for drinks Fell Asleep on top of her during the movie  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Asks girl out, she says yes "Who else is coming?"

Asks girl out, she says yes

Hot girl compliments shirt "Thanks, my mom buys all of my clothes"

Hot girl compliments shirt

Has a 300 dollar smartphone Never gets calls or texts

Has a 300 dollar smartphone Never gets calls or texts  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Enjoy your meal thanks You too

Enjoy your meal thanks You too  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl calls you to pick her up after she's had to much to drink at a club Travels half an hour until she texts you that she took a taxi

Girl calls you to pick her up after she's had to much to drink at a club Travels half an hour until she texts you that she took a taxi  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Meets cute co-worker at new job "So where do you work?"

Meets cute co-worker at new job
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