Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

My wife knows that i'll never cheat on her because she knows i don't have the game to

My wife knows that i'll never cheat on her because she knows i don't have the game to  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Wife doesn't Celebrate Valetine's Day... have no argument to uphold Steak & BJ day

Wife doesn't Celebrate Valetine's Day... have no argument to uphold Steak & BJ day  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"cum on my tits" accidentally ejaculate into both of her eyes and nostrils

Makes first sale of day Customer says "Thank you" "You Too"

Makes first sale of day
Customer says

Hot guy winks at me while walking past me Trips over own feet

Hot guy winks at me while walking past me  Trips over own feet   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl kissing my neck, "I want a snack before I leave" I only have some pretzels in the cupboard

Girl kissing my neck,

Snuggled in close with girl i'm dating please don't let her feel my erection

Snuggled in close with girl i'm dating please don't let her feel my erection  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Asks shop assistant to fetch a larger sized shoe still too small, too shy to ask again for a larger pair

Asks shop assistant to fetch a larger sized shoe still too small, too shy to ask again for a larger pair  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Thinks of something witty and interesting to say conversation moved onto new topic five minutes ago

Thinks of something witty and interesting to say conversation moved onto new topic five minutes ago  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute Girl pulls lollipop out of my mouth and starts sucking on it 10 seconds later, she puts it back in my mouth

Cute Girl pulls lollipop out of my mouth and starts sucking on it 10 seconds later, she puts it back in my mouth   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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