Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Buy new shirt and wear it to class raise hand and teacher points out the tag is still under your armpit

Buy new shirt and wear it to class raise hand and teacher points out the tag is still under your armpit  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Friend comes to me for advice about breakups because it happens to me, a lot.

Friend comes to me for advice about breakups because it happens to me, a lot.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Freaks out when girlfriend says Valentines Day is her favorite says all she wants to do is smoke a bowl, play settlers, and have sex

Freaks out when girlfriend says Valentines Day is her favorite says all she wants to do is smoke a bowl, play settlers, and have sex  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

is great at helping others deal with emotional problems emotionaly broken inside

is great at helping others deal with emotional problems  emotionaly broken inside  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Orders food in Korean from hot Korean Girl to impress people She says something in Korean in reply. Blank stare. Continues order in English.

Orders food in Korean from hot Korean Girl to impress people She says something in Korean in reply. Blank stare. Continues order in English.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets lots of upvotes Equal amount of downvotes

Gets lots of upvotes Equal amount of downvotes  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

HOT GIRL APPROACHES YOU "WHY ARE YOU SO UGLY?"

HOT GIRL APPROACHES YOU

Makes the front page with pick-up line can't pick up a girl for shit

Makes the front page with pick-up line can't pick up a girl for shit  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl spends all new years party flirting with you Asks your friend for his number at the end of the night

Girl spends all new years party flirting with you Asks your friend for his number at the end of the night  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

girl asks if roommate is home "I don't know, why?"

girl asks if roommate is home
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