Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

give a mobile high five while crusing on bike smack back of own head with my keys

give a mobile high five while crusing on bike smack back of own head with my keys  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl sits on my lap at a party "Don't fart!"

Hot girl sits on my lap at a party

Makes a show revealing how vile entertainment is getting Inadvertantly widens audience for Honey Boo Boo

Makes a show revealing how vile entertainment is getting Inadvertantly widens audience for Honey Boo Boo  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl, "This view is absolutely gorgeous" "Thanks you too"

Girl,

Cashier girl says "i bet you'll have a good night" You too.

Cashier girl says

came up with witty response to cashier's joke while making purchase cashier was talking to someone else

came up with witty response to cashier's joke while making purchase cashier was talking to someone else   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

About to get head "I bet you have seen bigger"

About to get head

Girl says I can grab her boob misses

Girl says I can grab her boob misses  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally gets asked out by a guy laughing too hard to say yes or no

Finally gets asked out by a guy laughing too hard to say yes or no  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl points at my shirt and says, "Ohhh, I love that band." "Yeah, it's a band."

Cute girl points at my shirt and says,
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