Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Yeah, we got him! Damn, nice abs!

Yeah, we got him! Damn, nice abs!  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

First time being naked with girl Sat on couch and watched Danny Phantom in the nude

First time being naked with girl Sat on couch and watched Danny Phantom in the nude  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has Two posts on the second page of reddit at the same time. Has two posts on the second page of reddit at the same time.

Has Two posts on the second page of reddit at the same time. Has two posts on the second page of reddit at the same time.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gives cute girl at party my jacket never get it back

Gives cute girl at party my jacket never get it back  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Says good morning to the janitor to be friendly Has 20 minute long conversation with janitor regarding the weather because he won't leave...

Says good morning to the janitor to be friendly Has 20 minute long conversation with janitor regarding the weather because he won't leave...  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Find out girl at coffee shop I frequent shares interests Purposely sit outside to avoid talking to her.

Find out girl at coffee shop I frequent shares interests Purposely sit outside to avoid talking to her.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl: i heard you've got a big penis ME: Oh that's just a tumor

Hot girl: i heard you've got a big penis ME: Oh that's just a tumor  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl tells you that you have a nice body in anatomy lab

Cute girl tells you that you have a nice body in anatomy lab  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finds redditor on okcupid she probably has cats and i'm allergic.

Finds redditor on okcupid she probably has cats and i'm allergic.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Spend a month trying to get coworker to say 'Hi' in the hallway Startled when she finally does and spill lunch all over the floor

Spend a month trying to get coworker to say 'Hi' in the hallway Startled when she finally does and spill lunch all over the floor  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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