Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets introduced to an old lady at a party says "thanks" after she tells me her name

Gets introduced to an old lady at a party says

got my pen out of a cpr dummies head before instructor noticed celebrate by backwards somersaulting onto the girl sitting behind me kneeing her in the crotch

got my pen out of a cpr dummies head before instructor noticed celebrate by backwards somersaulting onto the girl sitting behind me 
kneeing her in the crotch  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Couple of hot girls ask me to join them at the pool in the hotel after I get off Went straight home cause I was afraid of getting caught by other hotel staff.

Couple of hot girls ask me to join them at the pool in the hotel after I get off Went straight home cause I was afraid of getting caught by other hotel staff.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

First kiss during a game of truth or dare

First kiss during a game of truth or dare  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Tip cute coldstone employee she has to sing degrading song when receiving tips

Tip cute coldstone employee she has to sing degrading song when receiving tips  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Make the front page of r/new

Make the front page of r/new  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gives total stranger directions runs out of breath half way through explaining, and just stays silent after that

Gives total stranger directions runs out of breath half way through explaining, and just stays silent after that  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Perfect handshake, good smile, and direct eye contact drop all of my books and notes when sitting down

Perfect handshake, good smile, and direct eye contact drop all of my books and notes when sitting down  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Shit day, girl texts "Hey you doing okay?" then Immediately after "Oops wrong person"

Shit day, girl texts

Girl thinks it's cute that I'm shy... WORD VOMIT WORD VOMIT WORD VOMIT WORD VOMIT

Girl thinks it's cute that I'm shy... WORD VOMIT WORD VOMIT WORD VOMIT WORD VOMIT  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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