Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Talks dirty to Girlfriend "You sound like a serial killer"

Talks dirty to Girlfriend

Slow night shift;reddit-time! Not enough fun stuff posted.

Slow night shift;reddit-time!  Not enough fun stuff posted.   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

girl wants to wear my coat "i don't think it will fit you''

girl wants to wear my coat

Friended by a new classmate Mentions next day how many nearly naked pictures I have on facebook...

Friended by a new classmate Mentions next day how many nearly naked pictures I have on facebook...  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Find out a few people in the group at the bar are redditors no one gives out usernames in fear of comment history shame

Find out a few people in the group at the bar are redditors no one gives out usernames in fear of comment history shame  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl I like asks me out "No thanks, maybe next time!"

Girl I like asks me out

Makes out with girlfriend for the first time burps in her mouth

Makes out with girlfriend for the first time burps in her mouth  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Campaigns for what he believes in by blowing innocent people up

Campaigns for what he believes in by blowing innocent people up  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

tried to unlock my office door with the keyless remote for my car

tried to unlock my office door with the keyless remote for my car  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Have drinks with the girl you like Spends entire night talking about the boy that she likes

Have drinks with the girl you like Spends entire night talking about the boy that she likes  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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