Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets excited from happy thought forgets

gets excited from happy thought forgets  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

cute girl that plays guitar asks to be in a band with me "im already in a band"

cute girl that plays guitar asks to be in a band with me

gets laid thoughts get so sidetracted that the erection fails

gets laid thoughts get so sidetracted that the erection fails  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has great story to tell to Girlfriend rehearses it on the car ride to her house

Has great story to tell to Girlfriend rehearses it on the car ride to her house  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

makes joke to co-workers about how high pitched another co-worker's voice is. "she had throat cancer"

makes joke to co-workers about how high pitched another co-worker's voice is.

Date asks what you do for a hobby "I collect the bones of dead animals."

Date asks what you do for a hobby

I hug her from behind Unstoppable boner coming

I hug her from behind Unstoppable boner coming   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Thinks of snappy slogan for asmsu candidate "VOTE FOR THE D"

Thinks of snappy slogan for asmsu candidate

gets waved at by two cute girls in a car Immediately turns around to see if they are waving to someone else

gets waved at by two cute girls in a car Immediately turns around to see if they are waving to someone else  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Holds door for a hot girl has to hold door for 50 other people

Holds door for a hot girl has to hold door for 50 other people  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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