Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

hot guy is checking me out now I can't pick out my excruciating frontal wedgie

hot guy is checking me out now I can't pick out my excruciating frontal wedgie  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets five texts in a row "Verizon wireless. Do not reply"

Gets five texts in a row

A girl in class says I have a big dick "Oh no I don't, it's just my pants"

A girl in class says I have a big dick

Becomes popular meme always split in half

Becomes popular meme always split in half  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Not on facebook on halloween Sitting at home pretending to be out partying

Not on facebook on halloween Sitting at home pretending to be out partying  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets permission to give anal from a guy

Gets permission to give anal from a guy  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

ROOMIE AND I MEET 2 HOT GIRLS WHO INVITE US OUT TO DRINK "WE'RE JUST GONNA KICK IT HERE"

ROOMIE AND I MEET 2 HOT GIRLS WHO INVITE US OUT TO DRINK

FRIENDS HOT SISTER GOES AND VISITS YOU AT WORK GETS RED AND PRETENDS TO BE BUSY

FRIENDS HOT SISTER GOES AND VISITS YOU AT WORK GETS RED AND PRETENDS TO BE BUSY  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

make out with a girl at a party find out she has a boyfriend "we should do this again sometime"

make out with a girl at a party find out she has a boyfriend

"Hey I like your shirt." Me too

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