Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets a wave from an unknown cute girl in an empty hallway Hiccups and farts at the same time

gets a wave from an unknown cute girl in an empty hallway Hiccups and farts at the same time  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl comes up to me while lifting and asks how much I am lifting Respond "yes" and slowly walk away

Hot girl comes up to me while lifting and asks how much I am lifting Respond

Cute cashier: "Credit or Debit?" Me: "Crebit"

Cute cashier:

Get caught admiring a girls beauty and she smiles back at you Immediately turn away because of shyness

Get caught admiring a girls beauty and she smiles back at you Immediately turn away because of shyness  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets invited to Awesome Party Gets bored and cleans up after everyone

Gets invited to Awesome Party Gets bored and cleans up after everyone  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Reads fun boyfriends of reddit post Realizes 80% of replies are that gf is most likely cheating

Reads fun boyfriends of reddit post Realizes 80% of replies are that gf is most likely cheating  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Flirting over IM with asian co-worker Intends to playfully call her a "geek" and types "gook" instead

Flirting over IM with asian co-worker Intends to playfully call her a

Got 3 cavities filled with no numbing agent Because I was scared of how painful the shot would be

Got 3 cavities filled with no numbing agent Because I was scared of how painful the shot would be  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Volunteer on the radio reading newspaper articles for the blind First sentence: "Are you seeing the color purple everywhere? Well, you better get your eyes checked."

Volunteer on the radio reading newspaper articles for the blind First sentence:

Gets asked by girl if she could have my number "Why?"

Gets asked by girl if she could have my number
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