Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has 12 hour sex session Muscles sore for 42 hours after

Has 12 hour sex session Muscles sore for 42 hours after  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Buys condoms at walmart "Please wait for assistance"

Buys condoms at walmart

thinks of amazingly witty sarcastic response 4 hours later when i'm back at home, alone

thinks of amazingly witty sarcastic response 4 hours later when i'm back at home, alone  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gives $10 to a homeless guy Takes $8 back

Gives $10 to a homeless guy Takes $8 back  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Yay, Got Secret Santa match!! ..........Have no idea what the fuck to get this person .................... .................... .....................

Yay, Got Secret Santa match!! ..........Have no idea what the fuck to get this person .................... .................... .....................  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Went to afterparty Sat down and played LOL with the host's roomate

Went to afterparty Sat down and played LOL with the host's roomate  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl likes and comments on your personalized "happy birthday" wall post. Scrolls down and sees she did that to all 184 friends who wrote on her wall.

Hot girl likes and comments on your personalized

Gets blowjob pokes girl's eye brushing hair out of her face

Gets blowjob pokes girl's eye brushing hair out of her face  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

*Gets down on one knee* "Will you marry me?" *Farts trying to stand back up*

*Gets down on one knee*

Interaction with opposite sex Failed interaction with opposite sex

Interaction with opposite sex Failed interaction with opposite sex  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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