Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Picks up girls drives a taxi

Picks up girls drives a taxi  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Completely certain that there is no god and that religion is just a tool used to control the huddled masses sleeps with a light on because afraid of demons

Completely certain that there is no god and that religion is just a tool used to control the huddled masses sleeps with a light on because afraid of demons  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl notices me while I'm playing basketball Gives me tips for improving my shots

Cute girl notices me while I'm playing basketball Gives me tips for improving my shots  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

take a hot shower then rinse with cold water

take a hot shower then rinse with cold water  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Talked to cute classmate with a cat shirt all i could think about was the possible karma from the shirt

Talked to cute classmate with a cat shirt all i could think about was the possible karma from the shirt  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Incredibly attractive woman friend takes her clothes off in front of me Because I'm a Doctor!

Incredibly attractive woman friend takes her clothes off in front of me Because I'm a Doctor!  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl obviously wants to hook up with him avoids it because he never has and doesn't know how

Girl obviously wants to hook up with him avoids it because he never has and doesn't know how  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

always awesome music on radio until someone gets in

always awesome music on radio until someone gets in  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

showers with girl constantly fearful of being judged for the half-assed way i wash my lower legs and back

showers with girl constantly fearful of being judged for the half-assed way i wash my lower legs and back  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has famous guest speaker at conference He talks to a chair

Has famous guest speaker at conference He talks to a chair  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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