Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Having Sex pilonidal cyst bursts during Sex

Having Sex pilonidal cyst bursts during Sex  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Arrested Development season 4 premieres at 12:01 tonight Pacific time

Arrested Development season 4 premieres at 12:01 tonight Pacific time  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

catch cute girl smiling at you in the grocery store parking lot she's actually laughing at you walking funny because one of your balls fell asleep on the way there

catch cute girl smiling at you in the grocery store parking lot she's actually laughing at you walking funny because one of your balls fell asleep on the way there  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girlfriend gets naked in front of me for first time "neat!"

Girlfriend gets naked in front of me for first time

got to 30 without having a child just barely

got to 30 without having a child just barely  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Successfully take home the hottest girl at a bar Arrested for soliciting a prostitute

Successfully take home the hottest girl at a bar Arrested for soliciting a prostitute  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

At his wedding reception Got asked if he's with bride or groom

At his wedding reception Got asked if he's with bride or groom  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

While walking, makes eye contact with cute woman and we mutually smile Trips over loose shopping cart, face plant, and drops groceries

While walking, makes eye contact with cute woman and we mutually smile Trips over loose shopping cart, face plant, and drops groceries  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Coworkers think Mark on neck is a hickey Is actually scabies

Coworkers think Mark on neck is a hickey Is actually scabies  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

oversees entire department goes home to poop

oversees entire department goes home to poop  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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