Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Strikes up conversations with random cute girl on the subway and she seems interested in me "Oh, sorry, here's my stop"

Strikes up conversations with random cute girl on the subway and she seems interested in me

Thinks of Clever and funny response to a comment Deletes because of fear of downvotes

Thinks of Clever and funny response to a comment Deletes because of fear of downvotes  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Knows the answer to a sick joke Doesn't say it so others don't think he's weird

Knows the answer to a sick joke Doesn't say it so others don't think he's weird  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Asks cute girl in English class to hang out playfully She actually says and you dont know what to do

Asks cute girl in English class to hang out playfully She actually says and you dont know what to do  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Walks into room. Find a naked chick. Walks out without saying a word.

Walks into room. 
Find a naked chick. Walks out without saying a word.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Asks Random cute girl how she's doing. Her: Good, how are you? "You Smell good"

Asks Random cute girl how she's doing. Her: Good, how are you?

click on a link and think of something hilarious already top comment with 1000 upvotes

click on a link and think of something hilarious    already top comment with 1000 upvotes  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Falls in love With cousin

Falls in love With cousin  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Goes to open car door for date the doors locked

Goes to open car door for date the doors locked  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

finally sets up reddit account too afraid to post anything

finally sets up  reddit account too afraid to post anything  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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