Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Had sex all night "Thank you"

Had sex all night

Get drunk and make out with hot girl all night Not sure if she likes me, or was just really drunk.

Get drunk and make out with hot girl all night Not sure if she likes me, or was just really drunk.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl mentions she likes hentai Go off on 5 minute rant about my tentacle rape and dickgirls and clearly freak her out.

Cute girl mentions she likes hentai Go off on 5 minute rant about my tentacle rape and dickgirls and clearly freak her out.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Breaks 1000 comment karma on /r/pokemon

Breaks 1000 comment karma on /r/pokemon  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

A guy stops me in the street, tells me i'm beautiful assumes he's being sarcastic and call him a douchebag

A guy stops me in the street, tells me i'm beautiful assumes he's being sarcastic and call him a douchebag  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

have phone sex with girl too nervous to tell her you came

have phone sex with girl too nervous to tell her you came  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Signs up for Online dating Too self-conscious to upload a photo

Signs up for Online dating Too self-conscious to upload a photo  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Clicked on "ol reddit switch-a-roo" link Stuck clicking for hours on new Switch-a-roo links

Clicked on

Holds a door open for a cute girl gents toilet

Holds a door open for a cute girl gents toilet  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl stops me in the street "your bag is open"

Hot girl stops me in the street
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