Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Abstains from reddit for the weekend to spend time with family Misses cake day

Abstains from reddit for the weekend to spend time with family Misses cake day  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

have a one-night stand threesome Think you're in love with one of the girls

have a one-night stand threesome Think you're in love with one of the girls  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Meets new friends two weeks ago Forgot their names after day one and is too scared to ask

Meets new friends two weeks ago Forgot their names after day one and is too scared to ask  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot woman at store comments on how well my mustache looks "Thanks, you too"

Hot woman at store comments on how well my mustache looks

Has a dastardly plan in Risk Other player turns in cards

Has a dastardly plan in Risk Other player turns in cards  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl coming over to his place Better log out of reddit so she doesn't accidentally see all the fucked up shit you're subscribed to

Girl coming over to his place Better log out of reddit so she doesn't accidentally see all the fucked up shit you're subscribed to  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Become famous meme is bad luck brian

Become famous meme is bad luck brian  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

At a coffee shop going up to flirt with cute employee. Flirts with me first and catches me off guard.

At a coffee shop going up to flirt with cute employee. Flirts with me first and catches me off guard.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Grabs enemy flag in flag football Accidentally grabs crotch too

Grabs enemy flag in flag football Accidentally grabs crotch too  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl I always wanted to be with for the last 8 years says she wants to have sex says no because her ex is still in the picture

Girl I always wanted to be with for the last 8 years says she wants to have sex says no because her ex is still in the picture  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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