Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets text from cute girl Turns phone to silent after replying

gets text from cute girl Turns phone to silent after replying  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Wakes up after best dream ever cant aim fully erect penis at toilet

Wakes up after best dream ever cant aim fully erect penis at toilet  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

At graduation dinner attractive former student confesses she has loved you since the first time she saw you. Can't remember her name.

At graduation dinner attractive former student confesses she has loved you since the first time she saw you. Can't remember her name.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets invited to movies by cute girl over the phone "sorry you must have the wrong number"

gets invited to movies by cute girl over the phone

Gets free food at Jack in the Box Tells wife, demands her money back.

Gets free food at Jack in the Box Tells wife, demands her money back.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

notices that girls are staring at my crotch realizes hours later that I forgot to close my zipper

notices that girls  are staring at my crotch realizes hours later that I forgot to close my zipper  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

played footsie for an hour with the leg of her chair

played footsie for an hour with the leg of her chair  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

God I fucking love Nathan Fillion.

God I fucking love Nathan Fillion.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Invite a beautiful and gorgeous girl to Dinner Forgot money to pay the dinner

Invite a beautiful and gorgeous girl to Dinner  Forgot money to pay the dinner  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

girl touched penis by accident she didn't feel it

girl touched penis by accident she didn't feel it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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