Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

In excellent control of my motor functions and people tell me I'm suddenly funny, witty and outgoing. Just drank my third beer.

In excellent control of my motor functions and people tell me I'm suddenly funny, witty and outgoing. Just drank my third beer.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Calls xbox one's DRM removal before it happened Everyone calls me a bandwagoner

Calls xbox one's DRM removal before it happened Everyone calls me a bandwagoner  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Had multiple girls in my bed I wasn't invited

Had multiple girls in my bed I wasn't invited  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets to walk around with cute girl Farts infront of her while walking up the stairs

Gets to walk around with cute girl Farts infront of her while walking up the stairs  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets the courage to leave room quotes memes in conversation

Gets the courage to leave room quotes memes in conversation  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Puts on fantastic halftime show Blows out the lights

Puts on fantastic halftime show Blows out the lights  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sees hot chick in class browsing reddit, Finally finds the courage to talk to her about it "Cool, you're on reddit? Ever post to /r/gonewild?"

Sees hot chick in class browsing reddit, Finally finds the courage to talk to her about it

Graduates top of his class Only one graduating

Graduates top of his class Only one graduating   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Change updates i get from ex on fb to "only important" She gets engaged to new b/f, first story on my newsfeed

Change updates i get from ex on fb to

Girlfriend remembers that we met 4 months ago today "I remember because I met my ex husband on this date, too."

Girlfriend remembers that we met 4 months ago today
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