Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has master skills with a guitar Refuse to play in front of people by fear of looking like a pretentious douche

Has master skills with a guitar Refuse to play in front of people by fear of looking like a pretentious douche   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Decides to be productive so goes into town Walks around in constant fear of seeing someone they know

Decides to be productive so goes into town Walks around in constant fear of seeing someone they know  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Texts new gf to Google image search "coughing" Get a text back that her and her mom love it

Texts new gf to Google image search

Make first post on reddit Watches for 5 hours to see if people like it

Make first post on reddit Watches for 5 hours to see if people like it   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

witty, amusingly sarcastic and charming in person wit doesn't convey well online and people think I'm a dick

witty, amusingly sarcastic and charming in person wit doesn't convey well online and people think I'm a dick  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Walk over to hottie at gym, comment on her amazing legs. it's a man

Walk over to hottie at gym, comment on her amazing legs. it's a man  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girls like you to stay far away from them

Girls like you to stay far away from them  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

foos-ra-d... arrow to the knee..

foos-ra-d... arrow to the knee..  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Dont bust first time cant last more than a minute since

Dont bust first time cant last more than a minute since  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Got her number Forgot her name

Got her number Forgot her name  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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