Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

texts cute girl he met at a party "Sorry I couldn't seal the deal"

texts cute girl he met at a party

asks for a quickie before work "all we have is quickies"

asks for a quickie before work

I made the front page of r/lotr I made the front page of r/lotr

I made the front page of r/lotr I made the front page of r/lotr  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

snags close parking spot from someone else at the grocery store sees that person the whole time in the store

snags close parking spot from someone else at the grocery store sees that person the whole time in the store  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Tell all friends voyager left solar system NASA says no

Tell all friends voyager left solar system NASA says no  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sends "hey sexy" to girlfriend to be cute sends it to dad by accident

Sends

Ask a girl out for valentines day She brings a friend

Ask a girl out for valentines day She brings a friend  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

got free black keys concert tickets for doing awesome at work never heard of black keys

got free black keys concert tickets for doing awesome at work never heard of black keys  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets promoted to manager Apologizes to people when asking them to do things

Gets promoted to manager Apologizes to people when asking them to do things  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

19 FB notifications friend keeps posting stupid birthday memes

19 FB notifications friend keeps posting stupid birthday memes  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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