Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

only interested in sex too nice to stop at one night stand

only interested in sex too nice to stop at one night stand  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

cute girl comes over to talk to you immediately have dire need to fart

cute girl comes over to talk to you immediately have dire need to fart  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot nurse says, "goodbye, I hope you feel better" "Thanks, you too"

Hot nurse says,

EG-TL the foreign team wins 4-0 No foreigner played

EG-TL the foreign team wins 4-0 No foreigner played  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Asks out girl at work after weeks of flirting shes a lesbian and was not flirting

Asks out girl at work after weeks of flirting shes a lesbian and was not flirting  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

High five homeless guy make sure wallet is still in pocket

High five homeless guy make sure wallet is still in pocket  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Make 50 new best friends while drunk at a party Ignore the shit out of them the next day on campus

Make 50 new best friends while drunk at a party Ignore the shit out of them the next day on campus  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

told a funny joke told someone else how funny the joke I told was earlier

told a funny joke told someone else how funny the joke I told was earlier  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Wins Olympic gold medal In competitive speed walking

Wins Olympic gold medal In competitive speed walking  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

cute girl at stop light tells me to roll down my window lets me know my brake lights don't work

cute girl at stop light tells me to roll down my window lets me know my brake lights don't work  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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