Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Brings girl home from bar, gets her into bed Makes move, "Oh I thought we could just be friends"

Brings girl home from bar, gets her into bed Makes move,

Hot girl's hot girl friend wants to talk to me on the phone while out drinking Wants a tip on how to get no strings attached sex from the bartender

Hot girl's hot girl friend wants to talk to me on the phone while out drinking Wants a tip on how to get no strings attached sex from the bartender  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

yeah I can dance alone

yeah I can dance alone  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Reads TIL sub-reddit Comments always disprove story

Reads TIL sub-reddit Comments always disprove story  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Someone whistled as I walked by he was signalling his friend.

Someone whistled as I walked by he was signalling his friend.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Thinks of a great idea for a meme... Forgets to create it. On front page the next day.

Thinks of a great idea for a meme... Forgets to create it.  On front page the next day.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes a good comeback Spends the rest of the day thinking about it

Makes a good comeback Spends the rest of the day thinking about it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Faster than a speeding bullet Faster than a speeding bullet

Faster than a speeding bullet Faster than a speeding bullet  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl has dream about me I end up dying in it

Girl has dream about me I end up dying in it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Get paid too awkward to get laid

Get paid too awkward to get laid   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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